Why so pale and wan, fond lover?
Prithee, why so pale?
Why, when looking well can't move her,
Will looking ill prevail?
Prithee, why so pale?
Why,then,waste your time fond lover?
Why, then, waste your time?
Go,instead, and buy, fond lover
Coconut verbena lime
Do not waste your time!
Buy at Lanikai fond lover,
Buy at Lanikai.
There is where you buy, fond lover.
No longer pale fond lover.
When you buy at Lanikai.
(with apologies to John Suckling, 17th Century English poet. No joke, that was his name).
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